Happy New Year 2023: Here are some funny quotes, messages to share with loved ones

As we are all ready to welcome 2023 it is also a time to thank the almighty for the blessings he bestowed upon us in the current year. The New Year is a time for setting new goals and savouring every moment spent with our loved ones.

Since March 2020, we have heard a lot of terrible news and seen lockdowns, so now is a fantastic moment to bring a big smile or laughter on our loved ones’ faces. In light of this, we have curated some amusing jokes, quotes, and messages for you to share with your loved ones.

Happy New Year funny and Quirky Jokes to share with friends and family

1. Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year's Eve?
   He wanted to start the year with sweet dream

2. My resolution was to read more... So I put the subtitles on my TV.
   
   
3. What's the luckiest band to listen to on New Year's Day?
   Black-Eyed Peas

4. What does the little Champagne bottle call his father?
   Pop!

5. Why did 2022 go by in a blur?
   My resolution must've been too low.

6. Why did the woman start making breakfast at 11:59 p.m. on December 31? She wanted a New Year's toast.
7. What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?
   Chill out.

8. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
   To ring in the New Year.

9. This New Year’s, I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.
10. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!
11. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
12. What did Adam say to Eve on Dec. 31? It’s New Year’s, Eve.

Quirky Quotes and Wishes to share on New Year 2023

• An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan
• I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. -W. C. Fields
• It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!
• “I would say ‘Happy New Year,’ but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” - Robert Clark
• “New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.” - Unknown

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